This is a transcript of nkrs200's video Microsoft Sam Short: Taco Night 3, released on February 13, 2016.
- (intro appears, then title card appears: Microsoft Sam Short Taco Night 3: MICROSOFT SAM STRIKES BACK!)
- (episode starts)
- Sam: God damn it! They bolted the door shut! How am I supposed to get my tacos this time?
- (an unlocking sound is heard)
- Celery: That lock needs more celery.
- Sam: Um...thanks?
- Celery: Go get that celery, celery celery!
- Sam: No, just no.
- (a few minutes later...)
- Sam: Oh boy, 2 hours to go! I can easily wait right underneath this dining room table.
- (two hours later...)
- Mike: All right everyone, dig in.
- (Sam comes out of the table)
- Sam: TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
- (Sam goes on an all you can eat taco spree...AGAIN!)
- nkrs200: GOD DAMN IT!!! WHO LET SAM INTO THE DINING ROOM AGAIN?!?
- Celery: Celery (???) more celery. I helped Sam get me more celery, celery celery.
- (record scratch)
- nkrs200: You did WHAT?!?
- (nkrs200 is rage quitting)
- (outro appears)
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