This is a transcript of nkrs200's video Microsoft Sam Short: Taco Night 2, released on October 17, 2014.
- (intro plays, then title card appears: Microsoft Sam Short Taco Night 2: TACO NIGHT THURSAY)
- nkrs200: Now, Sam, you have to stay in this room while everybody eats their tacos tonight. Do you understand?
- Sam: Yes, I understand.
- (nkrs200 leaves)
- Sam: Well, at least I still have the last taco from the previous taco night.
- (Scotty comes in with a taco)
- Scotty: Man, these tacos really suck. I'd rather have a baloney sandwich instead of tacos tonight. Oh, hey Sam, do you want the tacos that I have not eaten yet?
- (Scotty gives taco to Sam)
- Sam: Sure. I will be glad to take them off of your hands.
- Scotty: Thanks, Sam. Now I can finally go back to doing absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.
- Sam: Well, I hope Scotty does not have any germs. Here goes nothing. (eats taco) MORE! GOOD! GIVE ME ALL OF THOSE TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
- (Sam goes on an all-you-can-eat taco spree)
- nkrs200: What the heck? Not this again! SAM! YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TACOS AGAIN, SERIOUSLY?!
- Sam: You better shut your whore mouth, while Microsoft Sam is eating his tacos.
- Mike: Sam, will you stop this whole shit already? You are making Scotty laugh his ass off.
- (record scratch)
- nkrs200: SCOTTY!!!
- (nkrs200 is rage quitting)
- (outro plays)
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