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Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors Season 8 Episode 7

Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors started life as Windows Errors which errors were read by Microsoft Will. Since Season 2, it involves Microsoft Sam, Mary & Mike & since Season 3, Microsoft Anna (as an antagonist, but in season 4, a protagonist). His enemies are Radar Overseer Scotty (Sometimes), Linux (or Tux in this series) Penguins, Everyone in Virussia, Microsoft David Desktop, Weather Overseer Herald, etc. His many famous objects are his IWAY cookies, Diarrhea Infested Toilet, Tactical Nuke, ROFLcopter, Shmexy Pronz, LOLbus,  FTW plane (or For-the-win plane), ROFL Robot, and Shoop Da Woop Cannon. Some features for reading error requests are now defunct/extinct, such as making Sam read the error reversed, chipmunked, low pitched, G-major, in slow-motion or narrator style. The feature of sending error requests via comment is also defunct/extinct. Sam's Infamous objects are Scotty's baloney sandwiches.

Spazes and Crashes:[]

  • Taking a dump off the Sears Tower
  • Smooth Jazz
  • NSA takeover
  • ROFLcopter Seizure
  • WTF Train (or W-Pico Train)
  • Please Stand By screen (or the Standing by "For Obvious Reasons" screen)
  • Diarrhea Dump on any places
  • Explosions (including atomic and more others)
  • Blue Screen of Death and error from Mr. Cow which says: Got milk?
  • Test Card and Sucky Virus Cannon
  • Weather Overseer Herald (Season 6 only)
  • Stolen errors from Bacon And Scotty's baloney sandwiches
  • Glitching out
  • Shoop Da Whoop
  • Spamming
  • Static
  • Jason Vorheess
  • All your base are belong to us
  • EAS Tones
  • and others

Used OS's (As of Season 8)[]

  • Windows 3.1 (Defunct after Episode 3 of Season 7) (Will be re-installed for Season 9 only)
  • Windows 95
  • Windows NT4.0
  • Windows 98
  • Windows 98 SE (Garfield, Peanuts, Cityscape, Sci-fi, Mystery)
  • Windows NT 5.0 Beta 2 and 3 - beta of Windows 2000 (Debuted in Season 7 Episode 1) (Defunct after Season 8 Episode 6) (reinstated for Season 8 Episode 8 and beyond for URL Requests only)
  • Windows 2000
  • Windows ME (Millennium Edition) (Defunct after Season 8 Episode 6) (reinstated for Season 8 Episode 8 and beyond for URL Requests only)
  • Windows Whistler - beta of Windows XP
  • Windows XP (Sam's favorite OS)
  • Windows Longhorn Build 4074 and 5384 - beta of Windows Vista
  • Windows Vista (Sam's least favorite OS)
  • Windows 7 (Which has only Microsoft Anna Text-To-Speech Voice)
  • Windows 8 (Evil OS)
  • Windows 10 (Formerly known as Windows 9, to be used when released to general public)

See also:[]

Other version (TTS Wiki article)